For argument's sake
Some arguments are for the sake of having one.
The first such I remember: We were small boys. Our dads had two different ways of stacking wood to light a fire.
The "pig sty" was a square situation with four corners and plenty of oxygen, yet hard to light in at one position.
The "pyramid" was sticks packed to a point with one place to put the kindling and light the whole situation.
Our theories were involved and our argument everlasting and detailed.
... we never packed or lit a fire ourselves.